Kho Phi Phi, Phuket and The Similan Islands
Wow…really…whoa…where the effe am I?? Could this be heaven? I went straight from Cambodia to one night of partying at the Blues Bar for Taylor’s bon voyage in Bangkok (10 hour bus ride and border experience) then got up super early the next morning and caught a plane to Phuket to meet a friend who had decided that Phuket was lame and went to Kho Phi Phi. Natalie is an old Burning Man friend and San Franciscan who also happens to be a dive instructor and is about to start working somewhere here in Asia (after our time on Phi Phi, I think that is where she will land). I went straight to Kho Phi Phi and stepped off the boat in Paradise and backpacker heaven. It was absolutely beautiful and the island has a very small tourist area. I ran into people that I have met along my trip. People from Laos, Northern Thailand and Cambodia all happened to be there…WHAT….The first night we explored the beach bars and landed at Stone’s due to their excellent music…drum n bass baby and it was PUMPING. You can buy spliffs at the bar along with your brew. It started raining a little during the night and we were all laughing and dancing in the rain on the beach..WHAT!
The people one encounters while backpacking are like no others (except for Burners). Any given night at a bar or club ends with groups of strangers buying each other drinks and discussing the ‘must-dos’ at any given spot. Relationships are forged quickly as usually most of the day (and sometimes the night if you are sharing rooms) is spent with your travelling companions. Community is a very important thing to me and I think that is one of the reasons I enjoy travelling so much.
The following day Natalie took me down to the water for my refresher course* for SCUBA which went extremely well. It is such an amazing experience to breath underwater. I had no problem with the beginning skills and techniques. It was super cool to have Natalie there giving me the run down at my pace (which is a little quicker than a group class). After our first successful dive we celebrated again on the beach dancing. This time we learned and would buy beer at the liquor store next to the club for a quarter of the price and then just bring it back to the club. Natalie had another friend show up too so we had a great group. Hugo is a French Canadian, world traveler, hilarious and sensual beast. One favorite quote from Hugo was, ‘I like podiums. They have good podiums here.’ He is a salsa instructor and fit man who loves to shake his hips for everyone. He exudes sensual sexiness and we all love it. Another favorite line of his is, ‘This (beer, food etc) . .. .c'est comme un petit jesus en culottes de velours qui vous descend dans le gosier.’ This loosely translates to whatever you are eating tastes so good that it is like Jesus wearing velour pants sliding down your throat…whoa-day!! So hilarious and such a great time.
The next day we went on a boat out to Phi Phi Don Island vicinity for two dives. Such a great time. Our dive master/lead knew that Natalie was an instructor and we were all comfortable so she had a great time. Our instructor, Eve, is from Munich and was super fun. On our first dive we saw all kinds of amazing animals and plant life. For lunch we went to Maya Bay and checked out the beach where they filmed ‘The Beach’..super AMAZING and absolutely gorgeous. I was on such a high after the dive and the second dive kept me going. Everyone but me saw a black-tipped fin shark on the second dive…no worries. The time goes by so quickly underwater.
That night we had the partying down to a science and it was also the half moon. Kho Phen Nagn is known for the full moon parties and Kho Phi Phi is known for the half moon parties. The island was buzzing! After a delicious dinner at our new favorite spot we headed to a new bar on the beach to ‘warm-up’. A few beers from the liquor store across the street and a special hookah while we lay on cushions in the sand and watched an amazing fire show. These guys were all talented and tossing their fire all over the place. When we started feeling the itch to dance we made our way across the island to the club beach. Another trick we learned is to pick up the flyers during the walk. Every flyer tells you when a bar will be offering a free drink/bucket/shot. If you time it right and keep a decent pace then you can drink free from 9:30 to 11!! We stumbled upon our dive instructor and all started dancing wildly. We also stumbled upon some glow paint and black lights, a few podiums (for Hugo) and a whole lot of people having a great time. There is something truly special about dancing to great music in the sand, on an amazing beach, with an amazing scene around you.
The next day we bounced from Phi Phi and headed back to Phuket for the night before our live-aboard in the Similan Islands. It was a mellow night. I stayed on a street near Patong Beach that is the ‘Israeli Street.’ Apart from the Chabad, every guesthouse and restaurant has Hebrew all over it. We had some decent Mediterranean food then headed down to Patong Beach to check the scene. Bangla Street is insane. There are all kinds of hookers, bars, strip clubs and dark doors with big guys standing out front. Needless to say it was madness, even on a Monday night. I was happy to be in bed by 11PM and was up at 6 for the bus. We took a speed boat from mainland to the Similan Islands where our boat was waiting. At this point there were 4 in our group; Me, Natalie, Hugo and a cool Israeli guy we met at the guesthouse named Daniel. Once we boarded, we realized that there was no one else sharing our cruise. There is more staff on this ship than passengers. IT IS THE SHIZNITO!!
4 dives our first day, no problem. Delicious food after every dive, great music and an amazing vibe. A dive master on the boat named Andy is from Germany. He looks like an old rocker and we started talking about music. Apparently he is huge into dancehall and goes to the biggest dancehall/reggae festival in Europe every year (happens to be in Koln, Germany which is a favorite of mine!!). In no time we were sharing mixes and swapping hard drives. The second day Hugo and I got deep water certified when we did a dive down to 30 meters and checked out a wreck. Super effing cool! More dives during the day then a night dive after sunset. That was another amazing experience. There are huge statues on the bottom of the ocean in memory of the tsunami victims. The coral has already taken them over and, in the dark, gives an eerie feeling. Tons of huge moray eels. Tons of Lionfish. Tons of blowfish and boxfish. Tons of wildlife which blows my mind because the dive instructor on board says this is the very beginning of the season and most of the marine life hasn‘t arrived yet.
Every evening we watch DVD’s on the galley. Every morning we wake to the sunrise out the window and only have enough time to gulp down a cup of coffee before diving back in at 7AM. Is this heaven? I can tell that SCUBA will be a big part of my trip from here on out.
The morning dive today was beautiful with a few swim throughs and a baby sea turtle spotting. I have been working on my breathing as I seem to be the first one low on air every dive. Finally getting my bouncy neutral and breathing regular. One more dive then I will sit the last one out due to my flights tomorrow morning. I have been chilling on a boat with my crew for the last 3 days and it is beyond words. Every dive, every meal, every beat and every conversation are amazingly happy, positive and delicious.